40 days and 40 nights
are you out of your goddamn(fucking) mind?
Get out..Fine.
What the fuck is going on?
Fuck yeah! Bitch.
Susie: [after hearing Matt's obviously fake orgasmic moan] What the fuck was *that*? Did you come?
Matt: Uh... yeah.
Susie: No you didn't. You faked it.
One - you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it, it goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
And two, are you out of your fucking mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this?
You gotta..or something
I'm not gonna ...so you can feel better about getting laid!
Listen...
Relationship advice, yes - sex advice, no.
Part of the ... thing - and stop calling it that - is not to have sex, remember?
It's funny. I didn't say a thing about..Sure you did..NO i didn't. I guess..thinking about sex is part of the ..thing at least for some...
Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously.You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.
Do you know how many hours I spent looking for ...
okay, I know you have some ...issues right now but..(one of the many pictures still infest ..apartment .)I mean she's hot Matt, I don't mind looking at her, all I'm saying is - you have issues. Look at yourself, your life is shit.
I've jerked off 3 times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on.
Ryan: Do you like her?
Matt: Yeah.
Ryan: So why do you not wanna fuck her?
describe the typical sexuality of men] They're like animals; their whole lives revolve around their penises. They're grown men they're old enough to know
the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since... the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?
Well that' s great!
No it's not.
...is not here right now, can I take a message?
Saturday, October 31, 2009
To Ladies...About MEN, FACTS OF LIFE
Okay, okay...I just, I know your type. You know it's all about the thrill of the hunt, I get it. I mean you crave it, you corner it. But you know what to do when you catch it? Let me tell you how they (what to) play, they lose respect for you. You lose control....
They're like animals; their whole lives revolve around their penises. (They're grown men they're old enough to know)
When boys are just eleven
They begin to grow in height at a fast rate than they have done before
They develop curiosity and start to fantasize
About the things they have never thought of doing before
These dreams are no more harmful than
The usual thoughts that boys have of becoming football stars or millionaires
As long as the distinction between fantasy and fiction remains
It's just a nature walk
It's just the facts of life
There's no master plan
Walk me home from school
I'll let you hold my hand
You're getting ideas
And when you sleep at night
They develop into sweet dreams
It's just the facts of life
A boy sits by the telephone, wanting to call a girl
But not daring to because she might say no
At last he summons up the courage phones
And discovers someone else has asked her first and she's said yes
Now's time to deal with the fear of being rejected
No-one gets through life without being hurt
At this point the boy who's listening to this song
Is probably saying it's easier said than done and it's true
Small-town dating differs from more urban situations
In particular if there's few places to go
Adolescents normally gather in a cafe or an arcade
If they have to almost anywhere will do
A family car, a disused coalmine
A rowing boat or a shed
Experimentation, familiarization
It's all a nature walk
They're like animals; their whole lives revolve around their penises. (They're grown men they're old enough to know)
When boys are just eleven
They begin to grow in height at a fast rate than they have done before
They develop curiosity and start to fantasize
About the things they have never thought of doing before
These dreams are no more harmful than
The usual thoughts that boys have of becoming football stars or millionaires
As long as the distinction between fantasy and fiction remains
It's just a nature walk
It's just the facts of life
There's no master plan
Walk me home from school
I'll let you hold my hand
You're getting ideas
And when you sleep at night
They develop into sweet dreams
It's just the facts of life
A boy sits by the telephone, wanting to call a girl
But not daring to because she might say no
At last he summons up the courage phones
And discovers someone else has asked her first and she's said yes
Now's time to deal with the fear of being rejected
No-one gets through life without being hurt
At this point the boy who's listening to this song
Is probably saying it's easier said than done and it's true
Small-town dating differs from more urban situations
In particular if there's few places to go
Adolescents normally gather in a cafe or an arcade
If they have to almost anywhere will do
A family car, a disused coalmine
A rowing boat or a shed
Experimentation, familiarization
It's all a nature walk
Hallowween!!!!
THe goods: Live hard, Sell hard
Work hard, Play hard....
Brent Gage: In schoolyards, "Don Ready" is a euphemism for a hard-on.
Jibby Newsome: Listen man, I haven't been home in a year and a half... and I'm about 90% sure I left the front door open.
Teddy Dang: Ahhhh, it feels like a Smurf jizzed all over my face!
Babs Merrick: If he pulls this one off, I'll eat my own pussy.
Ivy Selleck: Mister Ready, this business has been in our family for 40 years, so no sleazy stuff okay?
Don Ready: Don't worry about it darlin' we're not going to break the rules, we're just going to bend them a little bit...
Ivy Selleck: [wiggles around faking enthusiasm] Okay, okay... I just, I know your type. You know it's all the thrill of the hunt, I get it. I mean you crave it, you corner it, but mister Ready let me ask you a question. You know what to do when you catch it?
[awkward silence drops around the dinner table]
Don Ready: Are we talking about pussy?
DeeJay: Nobody tells deejay request what to play. Let them tell you what to play, they loose respect for you. They loose respect for you, you loose control. Not today...
[let's his own words sink in and starts smiling]
DeeJay: All right!
Don Ready: Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Work hard, Play hard....
Brent Gage: In schoolyards, "Don Ready" is a euphemism for a hard-on.
Jibby Newsome: Listen man, I haven't been home in a year and a half... and I'm about 90% sure I left the front door open.
Teddy Dang: Ahhhh, it feels like a Smurf jizzed all over my face!
Babs Merrick: If he pulls this one off, I'll eat my own pussy.
Ivy Selleck: Mister Ready, this business has been in our family for 40 years, so no sleazy stuff okay?
Don Ready: Don't worry about it darlin' we're not going to break the rules, we're just going to bend them a little bit...
Ivy Selleck: [wiggles around faking enthusiasm] Okay, okay... I just, I know your type. You know it's all the thrill of the hunt, I get it. I mean you crave it, you corner it, but mister Ready let me ask you a question. You know what to do when you catch it?
[awkward silence drops around the dinner table]
Don Ready: Are we talking about pussy?
DeeJay: Nobody tells deejay request what to play. Let them tell you what to play, they loose respect for you. They loose respect for you, you loose control. Not today...
[let's his own words sink in and starts smiling]
DeeJay: All right!
Don Ready: Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Evan Rachel
Pretty Persuasion
Kimberly Joyce:It's like the world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor.
Kimberly Joyce: I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do.
[pause]
Kimberly Joyce: If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch.
[pause]
Kimberly Joyce: If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like... Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me.
Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.
Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?
Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale.
[offers one to Randa]
Randa: No thanks.
Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.
Brittany Wells: That's true.
Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.
Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.
Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?
Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.
Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.
Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!
Kimberly Joyce: Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World.
Brittany Wells: I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches.
Kimberly Joyce: You're a bitch!
Brittany Wells: Yeah, well you're a trollop.
Kimberly Joyce: Fine!
[pause]
Kimberly Joyce: I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
Brittany Wells: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.
Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.
Brittany Wells: [thoughtfully] Hm...
Brittany Wells: I like this music. Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?
Kimberly Joyce: Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift... You know, Brittany, a lot of these porn stars have names that sound like ours. So if we wanted to, when we grow up, we could be porn stars. You couldn't, Randa. I'm sorry.
Randa: That is quite all right.
Randa: [watching a porno] Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?
Kimberly Joyce: Because men like to watch it.
Randa: But it is a sin!
Kimberly Joyce: [laughs] Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.
Kimberly Joyce: [Showing Randa all the different wealthy kids at Roxberry] "That's Josh Horowitz. His Dad is Larry Horowitz, the famous lawyer. He represented that baseball player that murdered his wife, got him off too even though he was running around covered in blood with a baseball bat screaming 'I killed the bitch, I killed the bitch!'"
Brittany Wells: [after both being cast in the play, "The Diary of Anne Frank"] Down with Nazis!
Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, boo nazis!
Kimberly Joyce: [speaking about kid who shot classmates at school] In some ways, I know how he feels. I mean, there're just so many stupid, annoying, worthless people on this planet that just, like, get in the way of what you want
Kimberly Joyce: Daddy, I would never to do anything to hurt you or your reputation.
Mr. Joyce: [after popping several pils] Yay, Kimberly! Good! Good!
Kimberly Joyce: And Josh, at least my dad isn't a money-grubbing Jew shyster who lets criminals go free!
[turns around and everyone is staring at her in disbelief]
Kimberly Joyce: oops! haha... Rewind!
Kimberly Joyce: Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?
Randa: Sylvester Stallone?
Kimberly Joyce: No. It's that anybody can sue anybody at anytime over anything.
Randa: You wanna sue Mr. Anderson?
Kimberly Joyce: I suppose that it might jump-start me and Brittany's acting careers.
Kimberly Joyce: My mother always taught me not to talk too much, and when I did, she used to spank me. She'd spank me so hard.
Kimberly Joyce: Look, I'm really trying okay, but I don't know how to be sexy! I mean, I'm only fifteen!
Randa: [while watching pornography in which a woman is moaning loudly] How... how is it, please, that two men... at one time... how can this be?
Kimberly Joyce: One of them is doing her up the butt.
Randa: Up the... such a thing is not possible... it is too small, the aperture.
Kimberly Joyce: Brittany and I are the best of friends; we confide in each other. Like the other day, Brittany confided that she feels dirty when she masturbates, but I told her that it was normal and healthy, even when you do it as much as she does.
Kimberly Joyce: [to Emily Klein, a lesbian reporter] I could never give up men, I like cock too much, but sometimes, I just need a woman's touch.
Kimberly Joyce: Kathy?
Kathy: Yes?
Kimberly Joyce: Kathy!
Kathy: Yes?
Kimberly Joyce: Do you fuck dogs? When you were fucking my dog, he was going like this -
[imitates a dog having an orgasm]
Kimberly Joyce: So, Brittany, this is Randa. Randa's from the middle east, but she's really sweet. She doesn't say much, though.
Brittany Wells: Hi! I know all about the immigrant experience, how hard it can be - I'm Canadian.
Kimberly Joyce: Dad got me a digital video camera so that he can tape my violin recitals and then watch them later instead of actually attending them like a good parent would.
[Emily finds Kimberly after the truth comes out]
Emily Klein: You lying backstabbing two-faced little cunt!
Kimberly Joyce: Hi, Emily.
Brittany Wells: Would you ever let a guy do that to you, Kimberly?
Kimberly Joyce: I have.
Brittany Wells: Oh, my God, who?
Kimberly Joyce: Warren.
Brittany Wells: Warren Prescott?
Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, a little while ago, when we were dating he said:
[flashback]
Warren Prescott: Kimberly, we've been going out for a long time, and I really love you, and I think it'd be cool if you'd let me pack your fudge chute.
Kimberly Joyce: At first I thought he was talking about making sundaes, but then he explained it to me and I was kind of into it.
Brittany Wells: Did it hurt?
Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, a little bit. But it didn't hurt as much with Warren as it would have with other boys, if you catch my drift.
Randa Azzouni: What is your drift?
Kimberly Joyce: Never mind. But a few days later, he broke up with me. He said he didn't want to date a girl who would let a guy do that to her. I mean, does that make any sense?
Brittany Wells: Kimberly, Randa died because of this!
Kimberly Joyce: Every war has its casualties, just ask my brother.
Kimberly Joyce: [auditioning to play a teenage French girl on a television series] Oh La La, I Dropped My Baguette
Kathy: Kimberly! Kimberly, would you PLEASE take your dog for a walk?
Kimberly Joyce: Oh, are you done fucking him?
Mr. Joyce: Oh, enough of that already, geez!
Kimberly Joyce: What? I saw her. her red nails were running through his chest hair like fire through a forest...
Kathy: That's actually kinda poetic...
Kimberly Joyce: How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?
Randa Azzouni: I do not know.
Kimberly Joyce: She gets naked and lies down on the bed, he jerks off on the wall, and they let the flies do the rest.
[Randa chuckles]
Kimberly Joyce: No. Don't laugh. It's insulting to your people.
Kimberly Joyce: Stay away from Kenny the arms dealer. It's kids like him that give this great nation of ours a bad name.
Kimberly Joyce: Symbiotic, that's what our relationship is going to be like Randa.
Kimberly Joyce: Just like we learned in biology, the whale and the little fish that sticks on it.
Kimberly Joyce: See, if you hang with me you'll get a lot of attention from boys that you otherwise wouldn't.
Kimberly Joyce: And meanwhile when I'm standing next to your I'll look more attractive by comparison, isn't that great?
Randa: Very nice.
Kimberly Joyce:It's like the world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor.
Kimberly Joyce: I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do.
[pause]
Kimberly Joyce: If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch.
[pause]
Kimberly Joyce: If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like... Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me.
Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.
Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?
Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale.
[offers one to Randa]
Randa: No thanks.
Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.
Brittany Wells: That's true.
Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.
Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.
Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?
Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.
Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.
Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!
Kimberly Joyce: Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World.
Brittany Wells: I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches.
Kimberly Joyce: You're a bitch!
Brittany Wells: Yeah, well you're a trollop.
Kimberly Joyce: Fine!
[pause]
Kimberly Joyce: I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
Brittany Wells: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.
Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.
Brittany Wells: [thoughtfully] Hm...
Brittany Wells: I like this music. Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?
Kimberly Joyce: Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift... You know, Brittany, a lot of these porn stars have names that sound like ours. So if we wanted to, when we grow up, we could be porn stars. You couldn't, Randa. I'm sorry.
Randa: That is quite all right.
Randa: [watching a porno] Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?
Kimberly Joyce: Because men like to watch it.
Randa: But it is a sin!
Kimberly Joyce: [laughs] Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.
Kimberly Joyce: [Showing Randa all the different wealthy kids at Roxberry] "That's Josh Horowitz. His Dad is Larry Horowitz, the famous lawyer. He represented that baseball player that murdered his wife, got him off too even though he was running around covered in blood with a baseball bat screaming 'I killed the bitch, I killed the bitch!'"
Brittany Wells: [after both being cast in the play, "The Diary of Anne Frank"] Down with Nazis!
Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, boo nazis!
Kimberly Joyce: [speaking about kid who shot classmates at school] In some ways, I know how he feels. I mean, there're just so many stupid, annoying, worthless people on this planet that just, like, get in the way of what you want
Kimberly Joyce: Daddy, I would never to do anything to hurt you or your reputation.
Mr. Joyce: [after popping several pils] Yay, Kimberly! Good! Good!
Kimberly Joyce: And Josh, at least my dad isn't a money-grubbing Jew shyster who lets criminals go free!
[turns around and everyone is staring at her in disbelief]
Kimberly Joyce: oops! haha... Rewind!
Kimberly Joyce: Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?
Randa: Sylvester Stallone?
Kimberly Joyce: No. It's that anybody can sue anybody at anytime over anything.
Randa: You wanna sue Mr. Anderson?
Kimberly Joyce: I suppose that it might jump-start me and Brittany's acting careers.
Kimberly Joyce: My mother always taught me not to talk too much, and when I did, she used to spank me. She'd spank me so hard.
Kimberly Joyce: Look, I'm really trying okay, but I don't know how to be sexy! I mean, I'm only fifteen!
Randa: [while watching pornography in which a woman is moaning loudly] How... how is it, please, that two men... at one time... how can this be?
Kimberly Joyce: One of them is doing her up the butt.
Randa: Up the... such a thing is not possible... it is too small, the aperture.
Kimberly Joyce: Brittany and I are the best of friends; we confide in each other. Like the other day, Brittany confided that she feels dirty when she masturbates, but I told her that it was normal and healthy, even when you do it as much as she does.
Kimberly Joyce: [to Emily Klein, a lesbian reporter] I could never give up men, I like cock too much, but sometimes, I just need a woman's touch.
Kimberly Joyce: Kathy?
Kathy: Yes?
Kimberly Joyce: Kathy!
Kathy: Yes?
Kimberly Joyce: Do you fuck dogs? When you were fucking my dog, he was going like this -
[imitates a dog having an orgasm]
Kimberly Joyce: So, Brittany, this is Randa. Randa's from the middle east, but she's really sweet. She doesn't say much, though.
Brittany Wells: Hi! I know all about the immigrant experience, how hard it can be - I'm Canadian.
Kimberly Joyce: Dad got me a digital video camera so that he can tape my violin recitals and then watch them later instead of actually attending them like a good parent would.
[Emily finds Kimberly after the truth comes out]
Emily Klein: You lying backstabbing two-faced little cunt!
Kimberly Joyce: Hi, Emily.
Brittany Wells: Would you ever let a guy do that to you, Kimberly?
Kimberly Joyce: I have.
Brittany Wells: Oh, my God, who?
Kimberly Joyce: Warren.
Brittany Wells: Warren Prescott?
Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, a little while ago, when we were dating he said:
[flashback]
Warren Prescott: Kimberly, we've been going out for a long time, and I really love you, and I think it'd be cool if you'd let me pack your fudge chute.
Kimberly Joyce: At first I thought he was talking about making sundaes, but then he explained it to me and I was kind of into it.
Brittany Wells: Did it hurt?
Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, a little bit. But it didn't hurt as much with Warren as it would have with other boys, if you catch my drift.
Randa Azzouni: What is your drift?
Kimberly Joyce: Never mind. But a few days later, he broke up with me. He said he didn't want to date a girl who would let a guy do that to her. I mean, does that make any sense?
Brittany Wells: Kimberly, Randa died because of this!
Kimberly Joyce: Every war has its casualties, just ask my brother.
Kimberly Joyce: [auditioning to play a teenage French girl on a television series] Oh La La, I Dropped My Baguette
Kathy: Kimberly! Kimberly, would you PLEASE take your dog for a walk?
Kimberly Joyce: Oh, are you done fucking him?
Mr. Joyce: Oh, enough of that already, geez!
Kimberly Joyce: What? I saw her. her red nails were running through his chest hair like fire through a forest...
Kathy: That's actually kinda poetic...
Kimberly Joyce: How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?
Randa Azzouni: I do not know.
Kimberly Joyce: She gets naked and lies down on the bed, he jerks off on the wall, and they let the flies do the rest.
[Randa chuckles]
Kimberly Joyce: No. Don't laugh. It's insulting to your people.
Kimberly Joyce: Stay away from Kenny the arms dealer. It's kids like him that give this great nation of ours a bad name.
Kimberly Joyce: Symbiotic, that's what our relationship is going to be like Randa.
Kimberly Joyce: Just like we learned in biology, the whale and the little fish that sticks on it.
Kimberly Joyce: See, if you hang with me you'll get a lot of attention from boys that you otherwise wouldn't.
Kimberly Joyce: And meanwhile when I'm standing next to your I'll look more attractive by comparison, isn't that great?
Randa: Very nice.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Cruel Intentions
Kathryn:Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.
Kathryn: [referring to Annette] She's really getting to you, isn't she?
Sebastian: If you must know, yes. I can't stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her.
[pauses]
Sebastian: She made me laugh.
Kathryn: Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.
Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.
Kathryn: Oh, Sebastian? That little wager of yours? Count me in.
Sebastian: What are the terms?
Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine.
Sebastian: And if I win?
Kathryn: [Takes off her jacket to reveal a skimpy-looking tank top] I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian: Be more specific.
Kathryn: In English? I'll fuck your brains out.
Sebastian: [a little shocked for a moment, recovers] What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Kathryn: Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.
Sebastian: No way.
[Starts to exit the room]
Kathryn: You can put it anywhere...
Sebastian: [Stops in his tracks, bites his lip] You've got yourself a bet, baby.
[they shake hands and Sebastian exits]
Kathryn: Happy hunting, Sebastian.
Kathryn: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?
Kathryn: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian: Working on it.
Kathryn: Loser.
Sebastian: Blow me.
Kathryn: Call me later?
Kathryn: She's quite cute, you know? Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted pooty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn: That's one way looking at it.
[under her breath]
Kathryn: Fucking idiot...
Sebastian: Sounds great... I love you too.
Kathryn: [mocking Sebastian] "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.
Sebastian: Stop it.
Kathryn: What happened to us?
Sebastian: Nothing's changed.
Kathryn: Yes it has. You're in love with her, you don't love me anymore.
Sebastian: Come on, Kathryn, it's just a bet.
Sebastian: [after being kissed by Kathryn and pushing her away] This is ridiculous.
Kathryn: What's ridiculous, dear brother, is you! Look at yourself, look at what you've been reduced to! Have you given any thought to what's going to happen when school starts? Not only are you dating Miss Seventeen Magazine, but she's also the new headmaster's daughter. Before you know it, you'll be giving campus tours with her. Oh, wait, her father doesn't know about your past, does he? I doubt he'd let his little princess be seen with the likes of you. Hmm... It's so disappointing to see Annette's manifesto was a total sham. Though, as student body president, I feel it's my sworn duty to tell him.
[picks up the phone and starts dialing]
Sebastian: Put the phone down.
Kathryn: Shh, this will only take a second.
Kathryn: [after Sebastian grabs the phone and slams it down] Hmm, quite the predicament you're in.
Sebastian: I don't care what you say. The fact of the matter is that I was planning on telling her everything this afternoon.
Kathryn: Oh, that's right, I forgot, you're so in love. Do you honestly believe you've done a complete 180 in the few days you've known her? Well let me tell you something, people don't change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it. You were going to leave school a legend, now you're going to leave a joke.
Sebastian: Well, I'm willing to take my chances.
Kathryn: Don't do it, Sebastian. Not only will you ruin your reputation, you'll destroy hers.
Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: [pulling out her cross that doubles as a cocaine dispenser] Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.
Bunny Caldwell: Oh, that's beautiful.
Kathryn: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.
Kathryn: I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher.
Bunny Caldwell: Ronald? That's crazy.
Kathryn: I know. She's so young, and he's so...
Bunny Caldwell: Black!
[Store Clerk sets down a cup of coffee]
Bunny Caldwell: Brown sugar. No sugar.
Sebastian: I have a reputation to uphold.
Kathryn: Oh, but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge.
Sebastian: [grinning] She was overcharging.
Kathryn: I wanna FUCK!
Sebastian: And I don't.
Sebastian: What shall we toast to?
Kathryn: To my triumph.
Sebastian: It's not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.
[Kathryn laughs]
Sebastian: What's so funny?
Kathryn: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
Sebastian: Come again?
Kathryn: You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
[drinks champagne]
Kathryn: Tastes good. So, I assume you've come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Sebastian: You amaze me.
Kathryn: Eat me, Sebastian! It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out?
Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out.
Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastian: Good.
Kathryn: [on the phone] Cecile?... OK, stop crying... stop crying... You know... hold on for Sebastian.
Sebastian: Cecile?... Stop crying.
Sebastian: Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbaum and her daughter should make for interesting entry.
Kathryn: Ohh, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Sebastian: Could you be more desperate to read it?
Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.
Sebastian: Read this.
[puts down a copy of "seventeen" magazine on the table]
Kathryn: I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.
Sebastian: She has a boyfriend named Trevor. Been going out for a year... Trevor understands.
Kathryn: Trevor's a fag.
[reading a virgin's manifesto]
Kathryn: "Why I Plan to Wait" by Annette Hargrove, Kansas City, Kansas. Jesus Christ, is she for real?
Sebastian: Oh, she's daddy's little angel, a paradigm of chastity and virtue.
Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: [Pulling out her cross that she hides her coke in] I know this will sound corny, but, whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.
Annette: I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Kathryn: Thank you.
Annette: All right, well, I'll see you around campus.
Kathryn: Looking forward to it... Freak.
Kathryn: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.
Sebastian: A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified.
Kathryn: [takes her hand off his crotch] Down, boy.
Kathryn: [after kissing] See? That wasn't so scary.
Cecile Caldwell: It was nothing.
Kathryn: Okay, let's try it again only this time I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that's what first base is.
Cecile Caldwell: Okay!
Kathryn: Eyes closed.
[they french kiss]
Kathryn: Not bad.
Cecile Caldwell: That was cool!
Kathryn: Who are you spying on? That her?
Sebastian: Yeah
Kathryn: Aww, she's crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book.
Sebastian: Shut up!
Kathryn: What's up your ass?
Kathryn: [mocking Sebastian] "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.
Cecile Caldwell: [Kathryn is watching Cecile from a video cam] Peace out.
Kathryn: Peace out? What a moron.
Cruel Intentions 2 (2000) (V)
Sebastian: [as they are kissing] You do realize you're my step sister.
Kathryn: You know what they say about incest.
Sebastian: Is there any line you won't cross?
Kathryn: Only one... never in the butt.
Sebastian: That's a good line.
Kathryn: The Bradys never had it so good.
Kathryn: Two's company. Three's a fuck load of fun.
[Kathryn walks in on Sebastian showering]
Kathryn: Let's get something straight! I may have not fooled you, but I've got a great thing going with the rentals. I don't have a curfew, they never bother me about my homework, and I've got a five-figure allowance. No one, and I mean no one, is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle! Especially not some two-bit, hick loser like you.
Sebastian: But...
Kathryn: I don't want to hear it! Now as for school, you stay out of my face and we'll get along just fine. But if you cross me once, I'll bury your sorry ass. Understood? Right. I'm glad we could have this little discussion.
[looks down at Sebastian]
Kathryn: Hmmm, not bad.
Sebastian: You're going out with that obnoxious girl who spit gum in your hair?
Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Sebastian: Oh come on Kathryn, she's just a freshman. Pick on someone your own size.
Kathryn: Like you? In due time.
Kathryn: It's a bit strange. Isn't it against the rules for someone of your age to seduce a minor like you did to me that summer in the Hamptons?
Assistant Headmaster Steve Muller: You know that's not entirely true, it was you who seduced me.
Kathryn: You know, you're right. It was me who seduced you, but then again who would the school board believe, it's my word against yours. Think about it Steve, something like this could ruin your career, not to mention your marriage. But I guess if you can bend the rules a little, then so can I.
Kathryn: He likes you.
Cherie Claymon: How do you know he likes me?
Kathryn: I can see it in his eyes.
Cherie Claymon: So what do I do about it?
Kathryn: You're gonna have to let him fuck you.
Kathryn: You must feel like a terrible dope leading on that poor, lovesick girl.
Sebastian: You don't know what you're talking about.
Kathryn: Here's a prediction: after a few weeks of hand-holding and chaste smooching, you'll be so bored and horny that you'll mess the whole thing up. Of course, I could wipe her off the map tomorrow, but I think I'll let this little romance just flicker out all on it's own.
Sebastian: Look, I like the girl. I like her a lot. Do anything to screw it up, and I will screw you up!
Kathryn: Nobody ever threatens me!
Sebastian: I just did, or weren't you listening?
Kathryn: You do realize that this means war!
Sebastian: Then war it is.
[Sebastian then trips Kathryn who lands in a mud puddle]
Kathryn: Lovely.
[Sebasian opens his bedroom door to find Kathryn standing there after overhearing his phone conversation with Danielle]
Kathryn: Psycho stepsister?
Sebastian: Evening.
Kathryn: Evening, Oh, she shot you down.
Sebastian: Exactly the opposite.
Kathryn: So, what's on the agenda? Matinee of The Lion King?
Sebastian: Man you really have it out for her don't you? It must really burn your ass that with all your money and popularity, she still won't have anything to do with you. Face it Kathryn, she's outclassed you.
Kathryn: How dare you talk to me like that you son of a bitch!
Sebastian: Well, this has been fun. Unfortunately, I have some work to do and you have to go throw up. After all, it was a really big salad you had for dinner.
Kathryn: Have you been spying on me?
[after catching the servents playing poker with Sebastian]
Kathryn: Get out, all of you! And you can be damn sure that my mother's going to hear about this when she gets back.
Sebastian: No she won't.
Kathryn: What did you say?
Sebastian: I said you're not telling anyone about this. This was my idea. I ordered them to play cards.
Kathryn: And to drink Mother's prized 1939 Neuf du Pape?
Sebastian: Great year. Blitzkrieg, wasn't it?
Assistant Headmaster Steve Muller: Oh, Kathryn.
Kathryn: Please be quiet, I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive.
Kathryn:Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.
Kathryn: [referring to Annette] She's really getting to you, isn't she?
Sebastian: If you must know, yes. I can't stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her.
[pauses]
Sebastian: She made me laugh.
Kathryn: Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.
Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.
Kathryn: Oh, Sebastian? That little wager of yours? Count me in.
Sebastian: What are the terms?
Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine.
Sebastian: And if I win?
Kathryn: [Takes off her jacket to reveal a skimpy-looking tank top] I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian: Be more specific.
Kathryn: In English? I'll fuck your brains out.
Sebastian: [a little shocked for a moment, recovers] What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Kathryn: Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.
Sebastian: No way.
[Starts to exit the room]
Kathryn: You can put it anywhere...
Sebastian: [Stops in his tracks, bites his lip] You've got yourself a bet, baby.
[they shake hands and Sebastian exits]
Kathryn: Happy hunting, Sebastian.
Kathryn: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?
Kathryn: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian: Working on it.
Kathryn: Loser.
Sebastian: Blow me.
Kathryn: Call me later?
Kathryn: She's quite cute, you know? Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted pooty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn: That's one way looking at it.
[under her breath]
Kathryn: Fucking idiot...
Sebastian: Sounds great... I love you too.
Kathryn: [mocking Sebastian] "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.
Sebastian: Stop it.
Kathryn: What happened to us?
Sebastian: Nothing's changed.
Kathryn: Yes it has. You're in love with her, you don't love me anymore.
Sebastian: Come on, Kathryn, it's just a bet.
Sebastian: [after being kissed by Kathryn and pushing her away] This is ridiculous.
Kathryn: What's ridiculous, dear brother, is you! Look at yourself, look at what you've been reduced to! Have you given any thought to what's going to happen when school starts? Not only are you dating Miss Seventeen Magazine, but she's also the new headmaster's daughter. Before you know it, you'll be giving campus tours with her. Oh, wait, her father doesn't know about your past, does he? I doubt he'd let his little princess be seen with the likes of you. Hmm... It's so disappointing to see Annette's manifesto was a total sham. Though, as student body president, I feel it's my sworn duty to tell him.
[picks up the phone and starts dialing]
Sebastian: Put the phone down.
Kathryn: Shh, this will only take a second.
Kathryn: [after Sebastian grabs the phone and slams it down] Hmm, quite the predicament you're in.
Sebastian: I don't care what you say. The fact of the matter is that I was planning on telling her everything this afternoon.
Kathryn: Oh, that's right, I forgot, you're so in love. Do you honestly believe you've done a complete 180 in the few days you've known her? Well let me tell you something, people don't change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it. You were going to leave school a legend, now you're going to leave a joke.
Sebastian: Well, I'm willing to take my chances.
Kathryn: Don't do it, Sebastian. Not only will you ruin your reputation, you'll destroy hers.
Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: [pulling out her cross that doubles as a cocaine dispenser] Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.
Bunny Caldwell: Oh, that's beautiful.
Kathryn: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.
Kathryn: I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher.
Bunny Caldwell: Ronald? That's crazy.
Kathryn: I know. She's so young, and he's so...
Bunny Caldwell: Black!
[Store Clerk sets down a cup of coffee]
Bunny Caldwell: Brown sugar. No sugar.
Sebastian: I have a reputation to uphold.
Kathryn: Oh, but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge.
Sebastian: [grinning] She was overcharging.
Kathryn: I wanna FUCK!
Sebastian: And I don't.
Sebastian: What shall we toast to?
Kathryn: To my triumph.
Sebastian: It's not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.
[Kathryn laughs]
Sebastian: What's so funny?
Kathryn: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
Sebastian: Come again?
Kathryn: You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
[drinks champagne]
Kathryn: Tastes good. So, I assume you've come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Sebastian: You amaze me.
Kathryn: Eat me, Sebastian! It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out?
Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out.
Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastian: Good.
Kathryn: [on the phone] Cecile?... OK, stop crying... stop crying... You know... hold on for Sebastian.
Sebastian: Cecile?... Stop crying.
Sebastian: Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbaum and her daughter should make for interesting entry.
Kathryn: Ohh, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Sebastian: Could you be more desperate to read it?
Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.
Sebastian: Read this.
[puts down a copy of "seventeen" magazine on the table]
Kathryn: I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.
Sebastian: She has a boyfriend named Trevor. Been going out for a year... Trevor understands.
Kathryn: Trevor's a fag.
[reading a virgin's manifesto]
Kathryn: "Why I Plan to Wait" by Annette Hargrove, Kansas City, Kansas. Jesus Christ, is she for real?
Sebastian: Oh, she's daddy's little angel, a paradigm of chastity and virtue.
Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: [Pulling out her cross that she hides her coke in] I know this will sound corny, but, whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.
Annette: I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Kathryn: Thank you.
Annette: All right, well, I'll see you around campus.
Kathryn: Looking forward to it... Freak.
Kathryn: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.
Sebastian: A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified.
Kathryn: [takes her hand off his crotch] Down, boy.
Kathryn: [after kissing] See? That wasn't so scary.
Cecile Caldwell: It was nothing.
Kathryn: Okay, let's try it again only this time I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that's what first base is.
Cecile Caldwell: Okay!
Kathryn: Eyes closed.
[they french kiss]
Kathryn: Not bad.
Cecile Caldwell: That was cool!
Kathryn: Who are you spying on? That her?
Sebastian: Yeah
Kathryn: Aww, she's crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book.
Sebastian: Shut up!
Kathryn: What's up your ass?
Kathryn: [mocking Sebastian] "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.
Cecile Caldwell: [Kathryn is watching Cecile from a video cam] Peace out.
Kathryn: Peace out? What a moron.
Cruel Intentions 2 (2000) (V)
Sebastian: [as they are kissing] You do realize you're my step sister.
Kathryn: You know what they say about incest.
Sebastian: Is there any line you won't cross?
Kathryn: Only one... never in the butt.
Sebastian: That's a good line.
Kathryn: The Bradys never had it so good.
Kathryn: Two's company. Three's a fuck load of fun.
[Kathryn walks in on Sebastian showering]
Kathryn: Let's get something straight! I may have not fooled you, but I've got a great thing going with the rentals. I don't have a curfew, they never bother me about my homework, and I've got a five-figure allowance. No one, and I mean no one, is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle! Especially not some two-bit, hick loser like you.
Sebastian: But...
Kathryn: I don't want to hear it! Now as for school, you stay out of my face and we'll get along just fine. But if you cross me once, I'll bury your sorry ass. Understood? Right. I'm glad we could have this little discussion.
[looks down at Sebastian]
Kathryn: Hmmm, not bad.
Sebastian: You're going out with that obnoxious girl who spit gum in your hair?
Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Sebastian: Oh come on Kathryn, she's just a freshman. Pick on someone your own size.
Kathryn: Like you? In due time.
Kathryn: It's a bit strange. Isn't it against the rules for someone of your age to seduce a minor like you did to me that summer in the Hamptons?
Assistant Headmaster Steve Muller: You know that's not entirely true, it was you who seduced me.
Kathryn: You know, you're right. It was me who seduced you, but then again who would the school board believe, it's my word against yours. Think about it Steve, something like this could ruin your career, not to mention your marriage. But I guess if you can bend the rules a little, then so can I.
Kathryn: He likes you.
Cherie Claymon: How do you know he likes me?
Kathryn: I can see it in his eyes.
Cherie Claymon: So what do I do about it?
Kathryn: You're gonna have to let him fuck you.
Kathryn: You must feel like a terrible dope leading on that poor, lovesick girl.
Sebastian: You don't know what you're talking about.
Kathryn: Here's a prediction: after a few weeks of hand-holding and chaste smooching, you'll be so bored and horny that you'll mess the whole thing up. Of course, I could wipe her off the map tomorrow, but I think I'll let this little romance just flicker out all on it's own.
Sebastian: Look, I like the girl. I like her a lot. Do anything to screw it up, and I will screw you up!
Kathryn: Nobody ever threatens me!
Sebastian: I just did, or weren't you listening?
Kathryn: You do realize that this means war!
Sebastian: Then war it is.
[Sebastian then trips Kathryn who lands in a mud puddle]
Kathryn: Lovely.
[Sebasian opens his bedroom door to find Kathryn standing there after overhearing his phone conversation with Danielle]
Kathryn: Psycho stepsister?
Sebastian: Evening.
Kathryn: Evening, Oh, she shot you down.
Sebastian: Exactly the opposite.
Kathryn: So, what's on the agenda? Matinee of The Lion King?
Sebastian: Man you really have it out for her don't you? It must really burn your ass that with all your money and popularity, she still won't have anything to do with you. Face it Kathryn, she's outclassed you.
Kathryn: How dare you talk to me like that you son of a bitch!
Sebastian: Well, this has been fun. Unfortunately, I have some work to do and you have to go throw up. After all, it was a really big salad you had for dinner.
Kathryn: Have you been spying on me?
[after catching the servents playing poker with Sebastian]
Kathryn: Get out, all of you! And you can be damn sure that my mother's going to hear about this when she gets back.
Sebastian: No she won't.
Kathryn: What did you say?
Sebastian: I said you're not telling anyone about this. This was my idea. I ordered them to play cards.
Kathryn: And to drink Mother's prized 1939 Neuf du Pape?
Sebastian: Great year. Blitzkrieg, wasn't it?
Assistant Headmaster Steve Muller: Oh, Kathryn.
Kathryn: Please be quiet, I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive.
Phobia
如果莫文蔚没有这双天赐美腿，而是长着宋慧乔那样的萝卜腿，纵使她的眼睛再会放电，腰肢再够柔软，也绝不会有人用”美女“来形容她。http://astro.lady.qq.com/pic/photo.shtml
王祖贤都是一副丰腴大方软玉温香的样子，和身边瘦骨嶙峋的齐秦形成鲜明反差。前男友齐秦曾经说过她是那种很容易发胖的体质。但很奇怪，她再怎么胖，就算像去年那样被人拍到的痴肥状态，
王祖贤都是一副丰腴大方软玉温香的样子，和身边瘦骨嶙峋的齐秦形成鲜明反差。前男友齐秦曾经说过她是那种很容易发胖的体质。但很奇怪，她再怎么胖，就算像去年那样被人拍到的痴肥状态，
Thursday, October 29, 2009
classic quote
O-Ren Ishii: [in English] As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[pause]
O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so.
[pause]
O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so.
one sweet day
稳定、心情甜美。事实上所谓幸福的生活，也许并没有哪一点特别值得说，但就是稳定、安康、心情恬淡，这也许是最让人羡慕的状态吧，一切都好，便是真实写照。财务稳定、身体稳定、心情稳定。
爱情是平平静静踏踏实实的度过每一天。
爱情是平平静静踏踏实实的度过每一天。
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Oct27 2009
等待晚上 迎接白天
白天打扫 晚上祈祷
离开烦嚣 寻找烦恼
天涯海角 心血来潮
有人在吗 有谁来找
我说你好 你说打扰
不晚不早 千里迢迢
来得正好
哪里找 啊 哪里找 啊
哪里找
一切很好 不缺烦恼
一切很好
不缺烦恼
我见过 一场海啸
没看过 你的微笑
我捕捉过 一只飞鸟
没摸过你的羽毛
要不是 那个清早
我说你好你说打扰
要不是 我的花草
开得正好
哪里找 啊 哪里找 啊
哪里找
一切很好 不缺烦恼
白天打扫 晚上祈祷
离开烦嚣 寻找烦恼
天涯海角 心血来潮
有人在吗 有谁来找
我说你好 你说打扰
不晚不早 千里迢迢
来得正好
哪里找 啊 哪里找 啊
哪里找
一切很好 不缺烦恼
一切很好
不缺烦恼
我见过 一场海啸
没看过 你的微笑
我捕捉过 一只飞鸟
没摸过你的羽毛
要不是 那个清早
我说你好你说打扰
要不是 我的花草
开得正好
哪里找 啊 哪里找 啊
哪里找
一切很好 不缺烦恼
Sunday, October 25, 2009
English, Crazy 4u
1. 每天读一个小时的英文版的书籍，分析句子中的语法并用英语词典查生词
2. 听一本配有音频书籍或者其他英文录音材料，多按停止健，努力理解所说的内容，并且努力模仿朗读者的发音
3. 利用你下午的时间练习带"r"音的英语的发音
4. 仔细地用英文写一封电子邮件，每20秒使用一本词典或是网络搜寻器以确保每个单词的正确性，然后用5分钟的时间写一个句子
5. 回想你读过的一个英文句子，考虑在句子中是否可以用"a"代替"the"，并且试图在网上找出相似的句子来得到答案
6. 在街上漫步时在你的头脑中建立简单的英语句子
什么样的人能够做所有这些狂热的事情？只有一种人：喜欢做这些事的人。如果你想学习说好英语，你将必须成为那种人。你不能厌恶做这些事情。你听说过有人通过做他讨厌的事情而取得成功的吗？
将英语作为一种外国语言进行学习和教学会产生这样的问题，即所有的英语学习者都想说好英语；然而，大多数的学习者不想在学习英语上花费自己的时间。（这很有可能就是为什么他们参加了英语辅导班并希望老师会将知识强迫性地灌输他们地脑中去。）
2. 听一本配有音频书籍或者其他英文录音材料，多按停止健，努力理解所说的内容，并且努力模仿朗读者的发音
3. 利用你下午的时间练习带"r"音的英语的发音
4. 仔细地用英文写一封电子邮件，每20秒使用一本词典或是网络搜寻器以确保每个单词的正确性，然后用5分钟的时间写一个句子
5. 回想你读过的一个英文句子，考虑在句子中是否可以用"a"代替"the"，并且试图在网上找出相似的句子来得到答案
6. 在街上漫步时在你的头脑中建立简单的英语句子
什么样的人能够做所有这些狂热的事情？只有一种人：喜欢做这些事的人。如果你想学习说好英语，你将必须成为那种人。你不能厌恶做这些事情。你听说过有人通过做他讨厌的事情而取得成功的吗？
将英语作为一种外国语言进行学习和教学会产生这样的问题，即所有的英语学习者都想说好英语；然而，大多数的学习者不想在学习英语上花费自己的时间。（这很有可能就是为什么他们参加了英语辅导班并希望老师会将知识强迫性地灌输他们地脑中去。）
1．What is language for? Some people seem to think it is for practicing grammar rules and learning lists of words--the longer the words the better. That’s wrong. Language is for the exchange of ideas, for communication.
语言到底是用来干什么的呢？一些人认为它是用来操练语法规则和学习一大堆单词——而且单词越长越好。这个想法是错误的。语言是用来交换思想，进行交流沟通的！
2. The way to learn a language is to practice speaking it as often as possible.
学习一门语言的方法就是要尽量多地练习说。
3. A great man once said it is necessary to dill as much as possible, and the more you apply it in real situations, the more natural it will become.
一位伟人曾说，反复操练是非常必要的，你越多的将所学到的东西运用到实际生活中，他们就变的越自然。
4．Listening and imitating should always go together. Use the LIP method! Listen－Imitate－Practice!
听和模拟一定要同时做，使用“LIP”方法：听、模拟、操练！
5. Use all your senses to learn English. You must hear English, read English, touch English, smell English, and taste English. Feel English with your heart. Immerse yourself in this language. Begin to think in English.
运用一切感官学习英语。你必须听英语、说英语、触摸英语、闻英语，还要尝尝英语的味道。专心去感受英语。让自己沉浸在这门语言当中。学会用英语思考。
6. Relax! Be patient and enjoy yourself. Learning foreign languages is just a piece of cake.
放轻松！要有耐心，并且享受英语带来的乐趣！学习外语只不过是小菜一碟。
7. Rome wasn’t built in a day. Work harder and practice more. Your hardworking will be rewarded by God one day. God is equal to everyone!
冰冻三尺，非一日之寒。更加努力的学习，更加勤奋的操练，你所付出的一切将会得到上帝的报答，上帝是公平的。
8. Use a dictionary and grammar guide constantly. Keep a small English dictionary with you at all time. When you see a new word, look it up. Think about the word--use it. in your mind, in a sentence.
经常使用字典和语法指南。随身携带一本小英文字典，当你看到一个新字时就去查阅它，思考这个字——然后学着去用它，在你的心中，在一个句子里。
9. Try to think in English whenever possible. When you see something, think of the English word of it; then think about the word in a sentence.
一有机会就努力去用英文来思考。看到某事时，想想它的英文单词；然后把它用到一个句子中去。
10. Practice tenses as much as possible. When you learn a new verb, learn its various forms.A thousand words will not leave so an deep impression as one deed.
尽可能多的操练时态。学习一个动词的时候，要学习它的各种形态。千言万语不如一个行动
11. I would also like to learn more about the culture behind the language. When you understand the cultural background, you can better use the language.
我想学习和了解更多关于语言背后的文化知识，当你理解了文化背景，你就能更好地运用语言。
12．Keep an English journal.Try to write a few sentences about your day and then blurt them out as many times as possible before you go to sleep. This will teach you to “think” in English. This habit will also help you live a move organized and fruitful life. Besides, you will score higher on your composition exams!
坚持写英语日记。写几个句子描述一下你的一天，然后在睡觉前尽可能多地大声操练。这个方法可以教会你用英语“思考”。这个习惯还可以帮助你生活得更有条理、更有成效。此外，考试时作文你也可以拿更高的分！
13．Choose materials that interest you! Reading about things that you like will naturally make learning more enjoyable and efficient. Everything is easier if you enjoy doing it!
选择让你感爱好的资料！阅读你喜欢的东西自然会使学习变得更愉快、更有效。你喜欢做，事情就会更轻易！
14．Make your friends proud by teaching them some English sentences. You can become an excellent teacher through tutoring your friends. Teaching is a great way to learn! Also remember, learning English can make people happier, feel younger and live longer!
教你的朋友们英语，让他们感到骄傲。教朋友的过程中你会成为一名出色的老师。教学是学习的极好途径！别忘了，英语学习会让人更快乐、更年轻、活得更长久！
15．Don’t be afraid to ask for help. The more times you ask for help, the more powerful your English will become. Never hesitate to ask! Learn as much as you can from as many different people as you can! An eager student will always find a teacher!
不要害怕寻求帮助。你请求别入帮越多的忙，你的英语就会越厉害。不要犹豫，尽管发问！尽可能从不同的人身上学到更多的东西！求知欲强的学生总是会找到老师！
16．Keep English constantly in your mind by listening, speaking of reading every day! Constant exposure will make it much easier to master this language. If you review only once a week, you will have a hard time remembering what you’ve learned.
天天听，天天说，天天读，让英语时刻留在你脑中！持续的接触会让你更轻易把握这门语言。假如你只是一个星期复习一回，要记住你学的东西就太难了。
17．Keep a positive attitude about English. If you think of English as a burden, it will be one! If you think of English as fun and exciting, you will practice more often and make progress more quickly!
学英语要有积极的态度。假如你认为英语是个负担，它就是个负担！假如你认为英语有趣又刺激，你就会更经常地练习，进步得更快！
18．Learning any language takes a lot of effort, but never give up. We will hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope！
学习任何语言都是需要花费很多努力，但绝不要放弃。从绝望中寻找希望，人生终将辉煌！
语言到底是用来干什么的呢？一些人认为它是用来操练语法规则和学习一大堆单词——而且单词越长越好。这个想法是错误的。语言是用来交换思想，进行交流沟通的！
2. The way to learn a language is to practice speaking it as often as possible.
学习一门语言的方法就是要尽量多地练习说。
3. A great man once said it is necessary to dill as much as possible, and the more you apply it in real situations, the more natural it will become.
一位伟人曾说，反复操练是非常必要的，你越多的将所学到的东西运用到实际生活中，他们就变的越自然。
4．Listening and imitating should always go together. Use the LIP method! Listen－Imitate－Practice!
听和模拟一定要同时做，使用“LIP”方法：听、模拟、操练！
5. Use all your senses to learn English. You must hear English, read English, touch English, smell English, and taste English. Feel English with your heart. Immerse yourself in this language. Begin to think in English.
运用一切感官学习英语。你必须听英语、说英语、触摸英语、闻英语，还要尝尝英语的味道。专心去感受英语。让自己沉浸在这门语言当中。学会用英语思考。
6. Relax! Be patient and enjoy yourself. Learning foreign languages is just a piece of cake.
放轻松！要有耐心，并且享受英语带来的乐趣！学习外语只不过是小菜一碟。
7. Rome wasn’t built in a day. Work harder and practice more. Your hardworking will be rewarded by God one day. God is equal to everyone!
冰冻三尺，非一日之寒。更加努力的学习，更加勤奋的操练，你所付出的一切将会得到上帝的报答，上帝是公平的。
8. Use a dictionary and grammar guide constantly. Keep a small English dictionary with you at all time. When you see a new word, look it up. Think about the word--use it. in your mind, in a sentence.
经常使用字典和语法指南。随身携带一本小英文字典，当你看到一个新字时就去查阅它，思考这个字——然后学着去用它，在你的心中，在一个句子里。
9. Try to think in English whenever possible. When you see something, think of the English word of it; then think about the word in a sentence.
一有机会就努力去用英文来思考。看到某事时，想想它的英文单词；然后把它用到一个句子中去。
10. Practice tenses as much as possible. When you learn a new verb, learn its various forms.A thousand words will not leave so an deep impression as one deed.
尽可能多的操练时态。学习一个动词的时候，要学习它的各种形态。千言万语不如一个行动
11. I would also like to learn more about the culture behind the language. When you understand the cultural background, you can better use the language.
我想学习和了解更多关于语言背后的文化知识，当你理解了文化背景，你就能更好地运用语言。
12．Keep an English journal.Try to write a few sentences about your day and then blurt them out as many times as possible before you go to sleep. This will teach you to “think” in English. This habit will also help you live a move organized and fruitful life. Besides, you will score higher on your composition exams!
坚持写英语日记。写几个句子描述一下你的一天，然后在睡觉前尽可能多地大声操练。这个方法可以教会你用英语“思考”。这个习惯还可以帮助你生活得更有条理、更有成效。此外，考试时作文你也可以拿更高的分！
13．Choose materials that interest you! Reading about things that you like will naturally make learning more enjoyable and efficient. Everything is easier if you enjoy doing it!
选择让你感爱好的资料！阅读你喜欢的东西自然会使学习变得更愉快、更有效。你喜欢做，事情就会更轻易！
14．Make your friends proud by teaching them some English sentences. You can become an excellent teacher through tutoring your friends. Teaching is a great way to learn! Also remember, learning English can make people happier, feel younger and live longer!
教你的朋友们英语，让他们感到骄傲。教朋友的过程中你会成为一名出色的老师。教学是学习的极好途径！别忘了，英语学习会让人更快乐、更年轻、活得更长久！
15．Don’t be afraid to ask for help. The more times you ask for help, the more powerful your English will become. Never hesitate to ask! Learn as much as you can from as many different people as you can! An eager student will always find a teacher!
不要害怕寻求帮助。你请求别入帮越多的忙，你的英语就会越厉害。不要犹豫，尽管发问！尽可能从不同的人身上学到更多的东西！求知欲强的学生总是会找到老师！
16．Keep English constantly in your mind by listening, speaking of reading every day! Constant exposure will make it much easier to master this language. If you review only once a week, you will have a hard time remembering what you’ve learned.
天天听，天天说，天天读，让英语时刻留在你脑中！持续的接触会让你更轻易把握这门语言。假如你只是一个星期复习一回，要记住你学的东西就太难了。
17．Keep a positive attitude about English. If you think of English as a burden, it will be one! If you think of English as fun and exciting, you will practice more often and make progress more quickly!
学英语要有积极的态度。假如你认为英语是个负担，它就是个负担！假如你认为英语有趣又刺激，你就会更经常地练习，进步得更快！
18．Learning any language takes a lot of effort, but never give up. We will hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope！
学习任何语言都是需要花费很多努力，但绝不要放弃。从绝望中寻找希望，人生终将辉煌！
1、学习外语一天也不能中断。倘若确实没有时间，哪怕每天挤出10分钟也行；早晨是学习外语的大好时光。
2、要是学厌了，不必过于勉强，但也不要扔下不学。这时可以改变一下学习方式；比如把书放到一边去听听广播，或暂时搁下课本的练习去翻翻词典等。
3、 绝不要脱离上下文孤立地去死背硬记。
4、 应该随时地记下并背熟那些平日用得最多的“句套子”。
5、 尽可能'心译'你接触到的东西，如一闪而过的广告，偶而听到的话语，这也是一种休息的方式。
6、 只有经过教师修改的东西才值得牢记。不要反复去看那些做了而未经别人修改的练习，看多了就会不自觉地连同错误的东西一起记在脑子里。假如你纯属自学而无旁人相助，那你就去记那些肯定是正确无误的东西。
7、 抄录和记忆句子和惯用语时要用单数第一人称如“I am only pulling your leg”（我只是要戏弄你）。
8、 外语好比碉堡，必须同时从四面八方向它围攻：读报纸，听广播，看原文电影，听外语讲演，攻读课本，和外国朋友通讯、来往、交谈等等。
9、 要敢于说话，不要怕出错误，要请别人纠正错误。尤为重要的是，当别人确实为你纠正错误时，不要难为情，不要泄气。
10、要坚信你一定能达到目的，要坚信自己有坚强不屈的毅力和语言方面的非凡才能。
犹太人积极学外语的信念是：“会说几门外语，你就具有几个人的价值。”
2、要是学厌了，不必过于勉强，但也不要扔下不学。这时可以改变一下学习方式；比如把书放到一边去听听广播，或暂时搁下课本的练习去翻翻词典等。
3、 绝不要脱离上下文孤立地去死背硬记。
4、 应该随时地记下并背熟那些平日用得最多的“句套子”。
5、 尽可能'心译'你接触到的东西，如一闪而过的广告，偶而听到的话语，这也是一种休息的方式。
6、 只有经过教师修改的东西才值得牢记。不要反复去看那些做了而未经别人修改的练习，看多了就会不自觉地连同错误的东西一起记在脑子里。假如你纯属自学而无旁人相助，那你就去记那些肯定是正确无误的东西。
7、 抄录和记忆句子和惯用语时要用单数第一人称如“I am only pulling your leg”（我只是要戏弄你）。
8、 外语好比碉堡，必须同时从四面八方向它围攻：读报纸，听广播，看原文电影，听外语讲演，攻读课本，和外国朋友通讯、来往、交谈等等。
9、 要敢于说话，不要怕出错误，要请别人纠正错误。尤为重要的是，当别人确实为你纠正错误时，不要难为情，不要泄气。
10、要坚信你一定能达到目的，要坚信自己有坚强不屈的毅力和语言方面的非凡才能。
犹太人积极学外语的信念是：“会说几门外语，你就具有几个人的价值。”
Oct 25 2009
对异性的请求需加以判断，别一时被对方的恳求所迷惑了。而爱情上虽然算是幸福的感觉，但是如果为了配合对方而刻意委屈自己，这样只是单方面迎合对方的感情恐怕也不会持久。Good for YOU!
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