Mind Your Language...== f

40 days and 40 nights

are you out of your goddamn(fucking) mind?
Get out..Fine.
What the fuck is going on?
Fuck yeah! Bitch.


Susie: [after hearing Matt's obviously fake orgasmic moan] What the fuck was *that*? Did you come?
Matt: Uh... yeah.
Susie: No you didn't. You faked it.

One - you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it, it goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?

And two, are you out of your fucking mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this?

You gotta..or something
I'm not gonna ...so you can feel better about getting laid!

Listen...
Relationship advice, yes - sex advice, no.
Part of the ... thing - and stop calling it that - is not to have sex, remember?

It's funny. I didn't say a thing about..Sure you did..NO i didn't. I guess..thinking about sex is part of the ..thing at least for some...

Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously.You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.

Do you know how many hours I spent looking for ...

okay, I know you have some ...issues right now but..(one of the many pictures still infest ..apartment .)I mean she's hot Matt, I don't mind looking at her, all I'm saying is - you have issues. Look at yourself, your life is shit.

I've jerked off 3 times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on.
Ryan: Do you like her?
Matt: Yeah.
Ryan: So why do you not wanna fuck her?

describe the typical sexuality of men] They're like animals; their whole lives revolve around their penises. They're grown men they're old enough to know
the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since... the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?

Well that' s great!
No it's not.

...is not here right now, can I take a message?