Hallowween!!!!

THe goods: Live hard, Sell hard
Work hard, Play hard....

Brent Gage: In schoolyards, "Don Ready" is a euphemism for a hard-on.

Jibby Newsome: Listen man, I haven't been home in a year and a half... and I'm about 90% sure I left the front door open.
Teddy Dang: Ahhhh, it feels like a Smurf jizzed all over my face!
Babs Merrick: If he pulls this one off, I'll eat my own pussy.

Ivy Selleck: Mister Ready, this business has been in our family for 40 years, so no sleazy stuff okay?

Don Ready: Don't worry about it darlin' we're not going to break the rules, we're just going to bend them a little bit...

Ivy Selleck: [wiggles around faking enthusiasm] Okay, okay... I just, I know your type. You know it's all the thrill of the hunt, I get it. I mean you crave it, you corner it, but mister Ready let me ask you a question. You know what to do when you catch it?
[awkward silence drops around the dinner table]
Don Ready: Are we talking about pussy?

DeeJay: Nobody tells deejay request what to play. Let them tell you what to play, they loose respect for you. They loose respect for you, you loose control. Not today...
[let's his own words sink in and starts smiling]
DeeJay: All right!

Don Ready: Pain is weakness leaving the body.